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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

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zillyh00:

nannajane:

zillyh00:

i am now the youngest supervisor in my store

i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared

theres a reason why im the boss now

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

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repeals:

"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."

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frickin:

Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya

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p0urtoujours:

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you could put it straight in your mouth?

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

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affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

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impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

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elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992

The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

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