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melthedestroyer:


coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

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deliriosity:

Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

OH MY GOD

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My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

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titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

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wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

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mirror:

Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

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fanfundoms:

starfleet-detective:

*slams button frantically*
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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

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mikesgun:

musical theatre auditions more like

  • no rock musicals
  • no juke box musicals
  • no sondheim, rodgers and hammerstein, cole porter, schwartz
  • no jason robert brown
  • nothing new on broadway
  • nothing depressing
  • no belting to show off
  • sing something that’s the gender of the character ur auditioning for
  • sing something in ur age range
  • sing something that compliments the character ur auditioning for
  • u literally can’t sing anything just give up become a scientist instead

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  • me: why the hell do you have over 700 books
  • friend: TO FILL THE EMPTINESS IN MY HEART
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  • person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
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oh-earth:

wow im really tired of not being in a musical

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